Oh, you may think Australia can do no wrong. After all, they seem to be a land full of nice folks who say “shrimp on the barbie” and who love vegemite. But frankly we’re surprised anyone lives there. Australia is a death trap with creatures that seem to be specifically designed to kill a man. But believe us. You’ll understand why Australia is scary after seeing these photos.

Going Batty

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Oh, no worries. This python is just enjoying a snack. What’s that, you say? That’s a bat about as big as a small child? Oh, it’s just a typical day in Australian. And in this photo, which was published to Reddit, the photographer found this thing in the middle of a road. So…you may want to check every nook and cranny of your room tonight.