You can’t really expect the Kardashians, a family that became famous because of a “leaked” s*x tape, to be brilliant, now can you? As one of the most famous families in America today, the Kardashians, Jenners and anyone else in the Kardashian clan certainly make life a little more interesting, especially when you consider how many dumb things the Kardashians have ever said. These just have to be the absolute dumbest of all time.

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“Putting mayonnaise on your v*gina makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler building.” – Kourtney Kardashian

We don’t know how many occasions you’ll need to make your genitalia shine that brightly, but we’re also pretty sure slathering your hoohah in mayonnaise is a one way ticket to Yeast Infection Ville, population you. Unless you’re trying to use your v*gina to signal Morse Code, there’s really no point in shining it. Just make sure it smells okay and you’re good to go.